It's Thursday so lets let our sweatpants on and have a relaxing time on this blog. Here are some classic DVD jokes.
Q: Why did the DVD cross the road?
A: It was in the tray of a gigantic DVD player so large that the tray spanned across the road, and to press eject on the remote would send the DVD across the road, and into the body of the DVD player, which was on the other side.
Q: How many DVD's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One giant one, with a circle in the center so large that you can fit it around the bulb and twist.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like DVD's?
A: They are less than 15 years old.
A Blu-Ray walks into a bar and sits down at the counter. The bartender says "Hey, why the long load time?"
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