Nymphs

The one thing the ladies know me for is my muscles. The second thing is my DVDs. The third thing is that I am a great person. This is my story.

Behind my house is a giant forest full of forest nymphs. Nobody knows about it but me. I can walk around there and nobody knows I'm there, not even my mother, who is ash and dust.

In the forest I have my pick of nymphy womens. There are red-headed ones and blond ones and black-haired ones and brown-haired ones. It's like the movie Tinkerbell and the Lost Treasure except they're all 18+ and in love with sex.

My favorite nymph is the brown haired one. Her name is Woodwisp. I take her back to my basement and watch DVDs with her. Her favorite movies are all of my favorite movies. After that we have unprotected sex and then eat bread and bananas in bed. A perfect future wife.

When the sun goes down she must go back to her forest father, Darxiuyx. If she's out much later than that, she receives magic whippings from him that leave rainbow marks on her back and buttocks. They are pretty to look at, but they sting her worse than 1,000 suns.

One of these days I will slay Darxiuyx just for fun. This will be after I have already won his daughter's hand in marriage. Then I will steal his magic whip and whip random things in my house, striping them with rainbow.

The End.

Movies of the Future

DVD's can only hold a certain amount of information, whereas on the human brain, an unlimited amount of information can be held. Scientists of today are correctly worrying less about WHY this is and more about WHAT can we do for movies.

James Camerons is a maverick film scientist who develops new ways for us to enjoy a movie. He invents every movie he creates, through the power of science. Camerons invented AVATAR after he invented a camera that could record a human being's emotion and then turn that emotion into a 3D computer hologram image. Every scene of AVATAR is a computer hologram of someone's actual emotionality.

People are blue and naked because that is the computer generated expression of our emotions that lie within us all. Cameronses' science camera doesn't lie.

In the wave of the future, all people in movies will be blue and naked. It's the only way for us to reach true emotion again. The way of the pink-skinned clothed-person is over.

This is the movies of the future.